…you call your editor — not 911 — to report that a car just run over a kid.
…your two best ideas for holiday destinations are Darfur and Afghanistan.
…you consider everybody is your potential news sources.
…you’re not able to get anything done, unless there’s a deadline involved.
…you seriously believe that the fact that everything is fine is not worth reporting.
…you blame the existence of tabloids on people who are stupid enough to read them.
…you think it’s perfectly normal to go through at least three newspapers and a couple of news broadcasts before other people even get out of bed.
by Facebook group: “You know you’re a journalist when…”